#As a fellow ditz

[phemiec]

love the colours used in this game so here you go 🐴🚀🪓 enjoy

[ask-olive-huchers]

“Oh, yeah. Those guys a suck pricks. I went to give Liv flowers once, then they threw them at me.”

Ditzy picks at the polish on his nails, chuckling again.

“to be fair, they were weeds.”

He watched at kid. Huh. He remembered when Adi was that small. Him and olive were just kids..

And snap- he zoned back in.

“Eh- understandable. Cute kid, though. Let’s hope he doesn’t end up as like Livs, right?”

Sora: “Oh! Hello Mr. Ditzy. It’s been while, hasn’t it?”

You also noticed a little guy in his arms, looking at you with them big old eyes. He then turned away from you and buried his face into Sora’s chest.

“oh-! It’s you- hi. Yeah, it has been awhile. I’ve been uh-..busy.”

Ditzy cleared his throat, noticing the small child in Sora’s hands. He stares back at the child, watching as he rudely turned away. Damn.

“Who’s this lil guy? You’re kid or somethin’?”

he chucked

“what? Got bored of lil Mx. anger issues?”

[chelledolly]

Love your page hun. Fellow bimbo lover and have an inner bimbo dying to get out😊. Any good hypno choices or advice to help us embrace my girlier bimbo self?

Thank you!! 🥰

i started my personal bimbofication with Bambi Sleep. a lot of ppl say a lot of different things about it so i deff encourage u do so much research before u decide if it's right for u. i have had many safe and controlled sessions as Bambi. i'm deff more of a girly ditz than i used to be, and i PERSONALLY have never had any issues with addiction, memory loss, or personal identity, but i do think my before & after speaks for itself 🤭

apart from Bambi there are SO many talented hypno creators here on tumblr, on reddit, hypnotube; i don't think u have to work hard to find what works for u!

embracing ur girlier bimbo self is a journey of self-acceptance <3 thru bimbofication i have fully embraced my expressive sexuality, my femininity, my love for pink and sparkly, my self-care thru vanity, and my hyperaddictions to shopping and cock and i'm a happier girl for it 🥰

[terristarstrike]

Terrina Ave-Lo

Character Lore:

Terrina Ave-Lo is half-Jotuzon and half-Human, hailing from the Giant homeworld of El-Doe. She is of Brindlian descent on her Jotuzon form, and Puerto Rican/Taino descent on her human half, and her mothers are Empress Genn Ave-Lo (her birthgiver) and Mayor Selina Nunez.

She is nicknamed as the Incredible Shrinking Giant and the Giant of Westshore. While she felt a little uneasy being called a giant at first, she was very quick to embrace the title and her enormous stature.

She was named Terrina after the planet Earth, symbolizing her connection to the planet. Terrina is also a play on the French word Terre, which translates to Earth.

Terrina is best described as the gentlest of giants. With a heart (or two) as big as her body, Terri is as loveable and clumsy as much as she is immense and powerful, but she also has a fierce and feral temper that only explodes whenever people get on her bad side.

Her status as the first and original Giant of Westshore makes her a well-known celebrity on Earth. The human civilians of Westshore have embraced herself as the town's "adopted daughter". It sure takes a village to raise a fifty-foot-tall child.

She shrinks down to human level for the times when she needs to attend school or hang out with her human-sized friends.

Terrina has a pet Morph named Gellatine. Gelli is a protoplasmic blob with the ability to shapeshift and camouflage. Because the Morphs have already evolved centuries beyond human speech, Gellatine only communicates to her owner with murmurs, squeaks, and her shapeshifting abilties.

After briefly living inside the Wilsons garage, she now has her own giant-sized home outside of Westshore, one that is called the Starship Pod. The Starship Pod is at least 10 stories tall, and is large enough to house at least 6 giants of Terri's size.

Terrina's hobbies include making DIY art with human trinkets, playing basketball, and singing karaoke with her friends.

Her go-to karaoke songs are "Together Again" by Janet Jackson and "Sittin' Up In My Room" by Brandy

Terrina is a true Cancer. Anyone who would dare to hurt her - or her friends - will have their pitiless little soul crushed to the ground like a bug, and hell hath no fury like a giantess scorned!

She always preaches about protecting the earthlings, but even she recognizes that not all humans are worth protecting. Some humans end up being so awful and irredeemable, that she could crush them underfoot and not feel a sense of remorse.

Terri often plays as the quirky ditz to Bailynn's super-smart genius, but she’s a lot smarter and cynical than she looks. 

She is fascinated and passionate about the tiny human species. Sometimes she loves being around the humans so much that she ends up isolating herself from her own people.

She has a turbulent relationship with her human mother, Selina. While Terrina is over-the-moon to have a tiny human mom, Mayor Selina often acts as her boss while also running the town, but she's also learned to be a kind and compassionate mother towards her newfound alien daughter. The Mayor often becomes a doting mother who is showing off her giant daughter as the town's (literally) biggest tourist attraction.

Terrina is Puerto Rican, through her human mother Selina Nunez. She doesn’t know much about being Puerto Rican cuz she’s a space alien, but she loves to eat all of the sweets that Selina bakes for her like pan de mallorcas and quesitos, and refuses to try mofongo or arroz con habichuelas.

She’s a very picky eater. She always eats french fries, ice cream, hot dogs, pepperoni pizza, and gummy candies. Granted, she has a diet that is more Jotuzonian than human.

She has a hilarious habit for mispronouncing human stuff she’s unfamiliar with, she also believes in misinformation about humans from her fellow Jotuzons, but she’s always willing to learn from the humans.

She has the heavenly singing voice of a Disney Princess™. While she mostly prefers to sing to herself, her voice is more likely to allure everyone around her.

Terrina's personality is as multifaceted as her heritage: She's curious, snarky, and constantly bursting with joyous energy. She's very sweet and gentle towards the tiny humans, but she becomes a fierce and terrifying force of nature when she needs to be. She absolutely DOES NOT play around when she's fighting for equality between Jotuzons and humans, and she is determined to convince the humans that the giants are not as terrifying or destructive as they imagine them to be.

Terri's a bit of klutz. As a micronized Giant, she retains her original giant strength, and she often tends to wreck everything in her path if she's not careful. She tries to neutralize her strength with her Jotu-Bracelet, but only a little bit.

She is the youngest daughter of the royal Ave-Lo family. Her older sisters are Azlin (she/her, 27 y.o.), Leyna (they/them, 23 y.o.) and Rayna (she/her, 18 y.o.).

Terrina was born eleven minutes after her twin sister Rayna. Terri was the planned child, but Rayna came out as a surprise.

The Empress kept both of the twins' half-human identity a secret for the longest time, but even their own sizeshifting abilities was harder to conceal.

Terrina felt inadequate compared to her "normal" sisters, and even worse when she shrunk down for the first time, but as she grew up, she learned to embrace her "noncomformity" as a way to sneak around the palace walls and collect human-sized trinkets in her explorations. However, Rayna doesn't prefer to shrink as often as Terri does.

She likes to joke that Rayna kept complaining to the Empress to give her a seperate room because she couldn't stand Terrina's strange obsession with humanity.

Rayna and Leyna were very protective of Terri growing up, they were the only known Jotuzons who knew about her sizeshifting powers and they watched over her safety when she shrunk down.

She had a huge collection of human artifacts in her closet and collects human-sized trinkets scattered all over El-Doe.

As the youngest daughter of Empress Genn, she remains unsure of her purpose in the royal family. She’s not a natural born leader like her eldest sister Azlin, or a genius intellect like her elder sister Leyna, or a fierce warrior like her twin sister Rayna, but she wants to be an advocate for the Jotuzons to peacefully co-exist with humans.

As opposed to Bailey wanting to leave her mark on the world, Terri prefers to go with the flow and focus on having a happy life with the things that make her life worthwhile.

Despite not being fully fluent in Spanish, Terrina started to uses Spanish endearment words to refer to Bailynn like “chica, corazón, muñequita, mi vida”, doing so makes her feel more in-touch with her human half.

She doesn't understand why some humans want to go to war with each other. She believes in harmony, peace and acceptance for ALL humans and she wants to help as many of them as she can.

Regardless of where she was born, Terrina considers herself an honorary Earthling through her mixed-species blood.

She has one mission on her mind: Stop the war. Mend the broken bond. Peaceful coexistence is how the humans and Jotuzons can learn about each other's worlds and understand each other, in spite of their size differences.

[thenixkat]

I do think I like how Stanley's friends treat him. Like, the boy is not smart. He is very much not smart as well as being energetic, easily distracted, and pretty optimistic. But, like, the folks who like him don't make fun of him for being just not very smart or a ditz.

Which I feel is very good.

Cause it bothers me how much I see in a lot of things where there's a supposed friend group that has a member who's very much not smart, or a ditz, or even just blatantly not neurotypical but not in a way that's deemed acceptable or useful and their supposed friends insult them to hell and back for it. Or worse hit them when they're frustrated with them for not being able to communicate well.

Like, contrast Laios from Dungeon Meshi getting hit and/or berated by his adult coworkers/companions because they don't feel like taking a few seconds to figure out what he means to the point where he'd rather jeopardize his health instead of telling people shit because he knows his coworkers would probably be mean to him instead of actually help given past experiences... with Stanley getting steered back on topic if he strays too far or his fellow teen friends actually thinking about what he might be trying to say based on context clues and valuing his insight at best and simply not being immature dicks at worst.

[tacoma-narrows]

Tac's OC Ref Masterposts 4: Tertiary OCs

See my other ref posts here: Sonas, Primaries, Secondaries

I wanted to have a series of posts where people can find all of my characters in one place! Since I have too many to fit them all into one post, I decided to split them up based on how much I use them/how developed they are, the same way they're split up on my Toyhouse.

I wanted to have their refs here so people can find them relatively easily and not have to go digging through their Toyhouse galleries to find them lol. If anyone ever wants to draw them, you are very much encouraged to do so!! Same goes for asks about my characters! Those are always welcome as well!!

These will have some general information about each of my characters, but if you want to see more about them in depth, each character's Toyhouse page will also be linked! If/when I update any particular characters' ref in the future, that will be updated here as well ^^

Will also include each character's theme song because I like showing those off too :3

See my tertiary OCs here below the cut!

TERTIARY OCS

These characters are the ones I tend to use the most infrequently. They generally don't have a huge amount of developed character or information, but there is still some there. A few have interactions with my other Wings of Fire OCs (again, much like my secondaries, these are all WoF based characters) but not all of them do. I do still value them to some degree, hence why I keep them around, but they generally just sorta do their own thing haha

Cenote [Toyhouse Link]

PackWing (WoF Fantribe)

Name is pronounced Seh-noh-Tay)

Lives in the forest and has a lot of knowledge about herbs and plants and stuff

Spends so much time in the woods that the smell tends to follow him wherever he goes

Markings and stuff can be simplified if needed lol

Theme Song: Dear Fellow Traveler by Sea Wolf

Chernobyl [Toyhouse Link]

NightWing/SandWing hybrid

Used to be the king of a fantribe I had made called FissionWings, which is why he has his floaty crown

Orange stripe along his flank is highly radioactive

The spots on his wings flicker with little sparks of radiation

Generally cold and stoic, usually keeps to himself

Theme Song: Livin' On The Edge by Aerosmith

South [Toyhouse Link]

Melanistic IceWing

Named to contrast all of the IceWing OCs named North lmao

Youngest/smallest of all my dragon OCs

Very innocent and happy since he's still pretty young

Love to play with his friends

Theme Song: Daylight by Matt & Kim

StrangeEvidence [Toyhouse Link]

NightWing with weak future seeing powers

Based on the terrible Science Channel show of the same name [I have no shame]

Tries to interpret his visions but goes like, way overboard and sounds ridiculous in the process

When they turn out to be something totally mundane, he's just like  "alright, so that's what that's about. Hm, neat" and walks away

Theme Song: It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine) by R.E.M.

Sunrise [Toyhouse Link]

SkyWing

Also fairly young, but older than South (like what would be tween age in humans)

Kind of a ditz and lacks any kind of inhibition, which sometimes gets her into trouble

Adoptive younger sister to Magma, who often helps her out of the trouble she gets herself into

Theme Song: We Like To Party! by The Vengaboys

Tōhoku [Toyhouse Link]

SeaWing/SandWing hybrid

Lives by the beach

Loves to cook and owns a snack shack by the ocean

Very chill, would probably host a surfing contest

Theme Song: Ocean Man by Ween

[seaseren]

Because I am taking very long on bios (I am, it turns out, terrible at describing personality) here's some blurbs on my various wols, for reference purposes. Unless they are both on the list, the partners in question are my girlfriends, @ximmeas. Also only putting characters on the list if I have spent a decent amount of time with them because this list. This list could be quite a bit longer. So its limited to ones I might actually talk about.

Entlona Eifasaldwyn- a blunt and inexpressive young woman with a passion for knowledge and books in all forms. Her partner is X’mikana Kali, her childhood best friend.

Aganaran Qalli- a sweet but stubborn girl from the Steppe who came to Eorzea to find her brother and instead found a new family in the Scions. Doesn’t exactly have a partner?

Chiaki Fujimori- once a sickly child from a noble Doman house; now that they are able to, they wish to help the realm that helped them. Partner is in early development;;;

Vespera Phaethon- a Garlean runaway with an exuberant and theatrical personality that hides any insecurities. While she comes across as a ditz, she’s a genius with Magitech. Partner is Dianthus Phaethon, fellow Garlean runaway and her brother adopted at the Adventurer’s Guild registration when they both needed a fake last name.

Liamaine Leveilleur- the second child of famed Archon Louisoix Leveilleur, she aims to perfect being messy into something of an artform- until she is blackmailed into the Scions and forced to help with this whole realm saving business (and reunite with her niblings). Partner is Orion Strand, who becomes something of a surrogate daughter to Liamaine.

Orion Strand- a quiet young lady who joins the Scions with a mysterious air and sinister intentions. Partner is Liamaine Leveilleur, the hero Orion had pumped herself up to advise and then betray who turned out to be. Very different then what Orion was expecting. 

Alan de Gagnon- the kind and quiet but…dim adopted son of a noble Ishgardian House. When his father was executed for heresy, Alan was exiled to Eorzea. His partner is Azriel Embers, an Ul’dah street kid who took Alan under his wing because he super needed a tank.

Primrose Lyons (might change her last name)- while she is technically a princess, Primrose was born and raised in exile in Radz-at-Han. She came to Eorzea to help fight the Empire (and avoid her ex-fiancee). Partner is idk rn.

Dion Rhabdos- an ex black mask Ascian who finally realized he was little more than cannon fodder and tried to retire- unfortunately for him, Hydaelyn blackmailed him. Partner is Avierre Boucliefort, an ex Sharlayan schoolteacher who burned down his in-law’s house.

Neptune North- a cheerful but mysterious man who arrived in Limsa Lominsa to escape…something. Though he plays the part of the hero perfectly, there’s a strange, melancholy air about him. Partner is P’elya Tia, a Lominsan pirate who is something of a wallflower.

Rhode Elya- A strange girl who was created after Neptune’s death, in a sense. She is wide eyed and curious, eager to experience the world. P’elya is her dad.

[super-hero-support-group]

@ppigtails

"Heya, that's a neat little ditz y' got there girly, the whole, you know- Pchooo thing n' tat." Hands being used to imitate Slingshot's...well, sling-shotting, Hobie seemed to appear out of nowhere after the little skirmish, the punk making himself rather comfortable where he perched on one of the webs his fellow spider had left behind during the brawl. "Sorry for showin' up late to the party 'n all, looks like you had a right time with it though."

Leaping down from his perch with a heavy thunk of his boots beside the much smaller super, any form of greeting left as suddenly the Spider had arrived when he realized just how much he towered over her, something Hobie was rather keen on pointing out with a laugh from behind the mask. "You one of the new Spidey's then? What- Heh, well you're a tiny little pincher, yeah? Bet it makes the whole slingshot-y thing easier too. 'ey, you ever have someone throw you at a baddie? Would work real good, they wouldn't see that shit coming 'till you hit 'em like Bam!."

[cyberplex]

Howdy, Atom, and welcome to the Cyberplex! Please submit your account to the main in the next 72 hours and look over the rest of our checklist here. We look forward to seeing Aeolus Torchwick, Cadmus Barton, Daryl 'Darry' Corazón, Diomedes Barton, and Escipión 'Espio' Nakahara on the dash.

jonah hauer-king / he/him ——— no way is that AEOLUS TORCHWICK..they’re a 32 year-old HUMAN notoriously known for being SUPERSTITIOUS & UNASSUMING but there are some people who have seen them being COURAGEOUS & FRIENDLY. if you ask me, they remind me a lot of mumbled counting out loud, doing everything by the book, andholding onto a four leaf clover for luck, but that could just be because they’re considered the ALMIGHTY JANITOR around town. just keep an eye on them  &  see if their true colors shine through..

jamie flatters / he/him ——— no way is that CADMUS BARTON..they’re a 24 year-old SYNTH notoriously known for being INDECISIVE & ABSENT-MINDED but there are some people who have seen them being FEARLESS & CHARMING. if you ask me, they remind me a lot of seeing the best in people no matter what, smiling brightly for the camera, andbeing willing to try anything, but that could just be because they’re considered the FACE around town. just keep an eye on them  &  see if their true colors shine through..

joe keery / he/him ——— no way is that DARYL 'DARRY' CORAZÓN..they’re a 28 year-old SYNTH notoriously known for being AIR HEADED & GOOFY but there are some people who have seen them being QUICK-WITTED & CURIOUS. if you ask me, they remind me a lot of climbing up things you shouldn’t, waiting for the perfect shot, andstaying out late to catch the latest concert, but that could just be because they’re considered the GENIUS DITZ around town. just keep an eye on them  &  see if their true colors shine through..

paul wesley / he/him ——— no way is that DIOMEDES BARTON..they’re a 30 year-old SYNTH notoriously known for being FRUGAL & STRICT but there are some people who have seen them being MATURE & PRACTICAL. if you ask me, they remind me a lot of feeling like a third parent, keeping to a schedule, andworrying over finances, but that could just be because they’re considered the GUILE HERO around town. just keep an eye on them  &  see if their true colors shine through..

ryan potter / he/him ——— no way is that ESCIPIÓN 'ESPIO' NAKAHARA..they’re a 23 year-old HUMAN notoriously known for being NONCHALANT & OBNOXIOUS but there are some people who have seen them being EMPATHETIC & GOOD-NATURED. if you ask me, they remind me a lot of following colorful arrows to the beat of a song, feeling stuck between two cultures, andhaving your eyes glued to the screen, but that could just be because they’re considered the MELLOW FELLOW around town. just keep an eye on them  &  see if their true colors shine through..

[e-m-p-error]

Ozzie, RoboFizzes, and Creating Life

When Ozzie was cast down from Heaven with his fellow Sins, a lot of it had to do with resentment towards humans. He continued to ache, hate, and deliberate before eventually endeavoring to create life himself. If anyone could provide endless love to their creations, it would be him, Lust aside.

While he was able to create life in the form of his Breeders, the Incubi and Succubi he was able to birth on his own, it didn’t feel quite like he created life.

For a long time, he tried to create anything and everything that he could, but he wasn’t quite capable of making life to his own nearly impossible standards.

He wanted to make something comparable to humans, and failed for many years before eventually coming up on the idea of sexbots. Living sex toys seemed like something more up his alley than just making people, so he buried himself in it as yet another business that he was going to see to its end.

The bots themselves have actual free will, for the most part, though they are constrained by their design much like humans are. They are both sentient and sapient, capable of having their own personalities, thoughts, and feelings.

The bots all come with adjustable “Horniness Settings,” which can go from being able to keep up with Ozzie (his are the only ones outfitted well enough to maintain that), to having almost no sex drive at all. Ozzie struggles not to make them horny, but he’s capable of it and would be able to make them that way.

His, however, become very distressed if their settings are configured “inappropriately,” which is anything less than “YES ALWAYS.”

Ozzie is insanely protective of his creations, and will personally repossess them if he finds out they are being mistreated. He especially dislikes people making unapproved augmentations or jailbreaking his robots. They are all very important to him and he can’t stand the idea that they are being abused.

Redd, who now belongs to Lucifer and Lilith, was a rescue bot that he had to save from Leviathan. Athan made the blacklist and got beat up for it. Ozzie isn’t usually violent but he was too angry to hold back.

Ziggy was the first of his prototypes not to have a fatal error that he couldn’t fix, and this made him the favorite. Being distraught over seeing so many Fizzarollis dying on him, he takes special care of Ziggy. Unfortunately, his processors drain his battery so fast that he needs charged more often. He is the RoboFizz that sparks the most. To add extra precautions to keep him alive, Ziggy was made a little heftier and has a thicker body than Fizzarolli and the other Robos.

Fifi was the next to survive, though his issue was with his processes for information. He is an absolute ditz and just does or says what’s on his mind. Bread is soft, warm, safe, and comfortable for him, so he will offer it to anyone that is sad or looks like they need it. He is not outfitted to eat, but this doesn’t stop him from trying. With Ziggy’s help, he bakes his own bread sometimes, and he will cuddle the loaves when they are still warm (but have sat for a while).

Lilypad was the third, most functional of the prototypes, and the last one to be made. He can be very prideful and devious, and is definitely the schemer in the group. The sacred brain cell of Ozzie’s Harembots is held by Lily, who usually uses it for evil. He and Ribbit are in an open relationship, and welcome Mammon in as often as he will join them. They also love the Five Fizz Pile Ups with Ozzie and Fizzarolli.

Ribbit was the first officially finished RoboFizz off the line, and he was made for Ozzie. Having the first one was something that he wanted very badly, and nobody could really tell him ‘no.’ Ribbit adores frogs/toads and has downloaded many frog sounds from the Human World that he uses when he is feeling things. Ozzie eventually starts bringing him pet frogs/toads from the human world, and they end up staying in Fizzarolli’s room in the basement with his rat colony.

[abbyandhanako]

Tropes: T.K. Xiong

Action Dad: He is the father of an infant daughter

Animal Motif: He’s commonly associated with the Frillish and Glameow lines aswell as Muk, even being described as ‘Glameow on the outside, Purugly on the inside”, Him owning a Muk is basically a metaphor for how he really is on the inside.

Asian Rudeness: He’s half-Chinese and he’s got the mouth of a sailor and a cruel personality to match, He’s described as having an unpleasant and ugly personality.

Beauty is Bad: T.K. was fortunately blessed with the natural looks of a male model, but cursed with an extremely horrid and vile personality, Even being stated by Skyla, Mistralton City’s Gym Leader:

“Underneath all his beautiful appearance…He’s an ugly and disgusting man with a horrid personality.”

Berserk Button: Disregarding his dairy allergy constantly, threatening his daughter or wife, Hugh in general, also, never bring up or insult Huazi, his eldest daughter who was tragically stillborn during the events of BW.

Bilingual Backfire: Also crossed with Language Barrier, despite being half-German, He doesn’t understand or speak German, Ghetsis actually had to tell him ‘the badass German song’ (Mein Teil by Rammstein) was actually about a cannibal.

Bishonen: He is as effeminate as Ghetsis and N appearance wise

But for Me, It was Tuesday: He has absolutely zero remorse for stealing Pokémon off trainers, Even telling Hugh that It’s Personal.

But Not Too Foreign: He’s half-German on his biological father’s side but doesn’t speak it.

Child Hater: The exceptions might be Hana and his little Meili

Defrosting Ice Queen: Despite his Jerkass nature

Even Evil Has Standards: Despite his hatred towards Hugh, He refuses to harm Hana out of pragmatism and the fact Abby, his fellow subordinate ‘will have his head if he does.’

Facial Horror: He has a bruise on his cheek and a false tooth after being punched by Hugh,

Formerly Fit: Averted, He was slightly more muscular in BW than he was in B2W2 where he was more leaner due to Hugh punching him in the jaw which led to T.K being moderately malnourished due to his dairy allergies and even after his molar got removed.

Family Values Villain: He cares for his wife and daughter deeply.

Game-Breaking Injury: Even after being punched by Hugh, he still had difficulty eating and even lost several pounds in weight.

Genius Ditz: He is noted to be quite an expert in computers and electronics aswell as an excellent security officer, but when high on marijuana….not quite so much

Happily Married: He’s married to an Italian noblewoman named Francesca and they have one child, a daughter named Meili.

It’s Personal: The reason he steals Pokémon, even telling Hugh and Nate that Sang-jo and Narcissa deserved it for harming Mark and Abby respectively.

Jerkass: He’s definitely one, grunts even wonder why Ghetsis keeps him around.

Kick the Dog: He shows complete apathy towards Hugh’s quest to get back Hana’s Purrloin, even telling Hugh once he finds Hana’s Purrloin that he can maybe find some self respect.

Long-Haired Pretty Boy: He has long hair rivalling that of N’s.

Mr. Fanservice: He has a male model appearance with long brown hair and a slim build with a faint muscular build

One of Us: Is a fan of Berserk and Fist of the North Star

Papa Wolf: He doesn’t trust Hugh with his daughter, or Donna and Cletus with his daughter and Hana

Pet the Dog: Has no problems leaving his daughter at the Old Plasma safehouse and doesn’t object to Meili calling Zinzolin her grandfather.

Poison Is Evil: Uses a Muk on his team

Signature Mon: His Glameow and male Jellicent.

The Social Darwinist: He has social darwinist beliefs on Pokémon trainers and believes only a minority of people actually deserve Pokémon.

Tall, Dark and Handsome: He’s more pretty boy than classically handsome, but he’s much taller than Abby and Mark, being 5’8.

Teen Genius: He was highly skilled repairing electronics as a pre-teen and teenager

Ultimate Job Security: Is a security officer in Neo Team Plasma

Vegetarian Carnivore: Due to his allergy to dairy products, he is on a semi-vegan diet, he does eat a lot of meat products.

[some-overlyrandom-stuff]

I would like to argue that while Skadi is indeed a terrifying ans powerful being, she is also a very kind soul and caring soul, and not only towards her fellow hunters.

Yeah she could easily kill everyone that gets in her way, especially if they are "simply" human, but she chooses not to do so, even without a reason.

She has no reason to care for the inhabitants of Sal Viento, already under the influence of the Seaborn hive mind, yet she goes out of her way to protect Anita.

She actively tries to stay away from others because she doesn't want them to be caught in the wake of her misfortune and be hurt.

Hell, she has a Seaborn "God" inside her blood who has been so touched by her kindness that he has literally changed is mind about killing every land dweller.

Skadi might not be the ditz the fandom paint her as, and yes, she is a terrifying presence to behold. But she very well might be one of the kindest spirit working for Rhodes Island.

So, yeah.

I love the fan perception of Skadi as this kindhearted ditz when in reality she's objectively terrifying on just about every level.

This is a woman known among Terra's hardbitten mercenary community as the "Walking Catastrophe" because the only thing you can do about her if she's between you and your objective is the same as you do against a Catastrophe: you get out of the way.

This is a woman who carves mountains apart with a *sword* fights entire mercenary bands without getting a scratch and who knocks armoured men unconscious with the mere air pressure from her swings and takes great care to not actually hit anyone with her sword for doing so would surely reduce them to a red mist.

And yet, because Laurentina is so delightfully deranged and Gladiia so cold-bloodedly murderous, Skadi still comes across as the most approachable, human and least intimidating of the three Hunters.

As someone else has said: Skadi has fought humans now for several years. Gladiia and Laurentina have only ever fought Seaborn. They don't hold back. They never had a reason to.

[terristarstrike]

Sleepover At The Starship (pt 2)

Terrina opened the door to find her former bully standing in front of her. The Jotuzon was a tall brown-skinned girl with electric, hot pink highlights in her hair. She wore a sleeveless top with a fur trim covering her bust, and a pair of light pink boots that were mostly covered by her long blue pants.

"Kemba?!?!" Terri shouted. "How did you- Wait, are you seriously here to push me around? Like you always did?" She squinted her eyes in suspicion of her guest. "Terrina, sweetie..." Kemba smiled, but Terri was no fool. "Don't call me sweetie", I know you always hated my guts." Terrina lightly scolded her. "Oh, Terri, Terri, Terri. You sound just like your mother." Kemba laughed. She know she was the daughter of the Jotuzon Queen, but she always found the thrill of messing around with an imperial princess who would summon her mother if anything happened. "You're lucky my mom's not here." Terri snarked. "Need I remind you, I'm maturing. This is just a test drive of my independence as a future adult." Terri saw through Kemba's smile, she wouldn't spend another minute with her if she tried, but she was still kind enough to invite her into her starship. Kemba instantly made herself comfy on a sofa that was almost felt like a cloudy field for the humans.

"Is this like your starship or something?" Kemba asked. "Yeah, but it's also a little portable clubhouse of my own, since I was a little too big for my girlfriend's garage." "Okay, wait!" Kemba stopped her in her tracks with a giggle "You, actually lived.. in a human-sized garage?" Terri groaned as Kemba laughed. She feared that Kemba would make fun of her being so fascinated with humans. It was no secret back on El-Doe. Whenever Terrina talked about the earthlings, she was ignored and ridiculed. It's why she preferred to live her life in solitude. Only Meg would understand Terrina's interests, but she was just sitting there and watching her friend getting roasted for the umpteenth time. "She's such a bad influence" Meg spoke under her breath, with Terri nodding in agreement. Before the girls could speak, the door bell began to ring once again. "Squeeeeee! More visitors!" Terrina squealed and sprinted to the front door. Hopefully it's not another bully this time...

Two giant Jotuzons stood in front of Terrina. One of them was a spritely 16-year-old giantess with long purple pigtails that extended to her back, and Asian-shaped lilac eyes. She wore a comfy purple-and-orange romper suit that showed off her legs. Beside her was a male giant with blue and purple hair. He wore a sleeveless top and navy blue pants with a lightning bolt printed on the left leg. He towered over the giantesses by only a couple feet, which only look like a couple inches from a Jotuzon's perspective.

"Greetings fellow giants!" Terri exclaimed. "Whatdya mean by that?" the purple-haired giantess asked perplexedly with her head tilted. "Well, you're actually on the Human Homeworld, and humans are like really small. What else would they see us as?" Terri giggled. "Ohhh.. cause I don't see any houses, it's just bushes." "Of course not, the houses are like so small that the trees just kinda block the view." informed the male giant beside her. "Oh my stars! You're a interesting kind of giant!" Terrina was amazed to see a male Jotuzon, she's heard about these kind of people, but it was often rare to find, due to her species being born as an all-feminine race. "Oh, I haven't gotten used to being called a giant yet" he chuckled. "But I always find humans to be interesting little people." "So do I!" Terrina's freckles began to glow with her blue blush.

"Oh, I'm Jack by the way. I assumed you already know Melanie, right?" Jack pointed to the giantess on his side "Yeah, Kemba's righthand ditz." Terri chuckled "I'm so excited to meet you, your royal highness." Jack bowed before his same-aged princess. "Oh stop, I'm no princess. I just feel comfortable being here. Wait.. we were classmates? Right." "Oh right, we've met before!" Jack replied. "We used to talk about... interesting artifacts!" Jack had to stop himself before he could utter the word "human" in front of the others, he knew how much Kemba and Melanie loved to belittle the poor earthlings. "Jack, I already know your secret! And let's be real here, those humans are so fun to play with!" Melanie squealed. "Well, they're not to play with, I just have a really fond connection with them." replied Terrina.

As Melanie sat by Kemba's side, and Jack sat by Meg's, Terri noticed Bailynn sitting at the end of the soda, a little shy but wearing a warm smile on her face. "Oh wait, I forgot to introduce you to my girlfriend, who I've met on this planet. This is Bailynn Lo-Shanta."

"Daughter of Dr. Lo-Shanta??" Jack gasped with his eyes wide. "I've read all about her! This must be where she was all this time." Bailynn began to pitch in "She kinda locked me into human form when I first came here. I was like so small, none of you guys could ever figure out I was there!" Bailynn gave Jack an interested glance and asked her girlfriend "Terri.. I didn't know there were real giant boys!" "Oh that's Jack, he's one of the very rare Male Jotuzons." "I wouldn't say I'm a male Jotuzon tho, I'm still trying to figure myself out." Jack informed the duo. "That's alright, Jack. I've know him since we attended school together, and we used to talk about-" "Anthropology!! I'm a total expert on human studies!" Jack exploded with ardor, causing Terrina to giggle and nod in agreement. "You know, it's a shame we've never gotten closer as friends, but I'm glad we get to talk now!" She hugged her new giant friend with a big grin. Finally, she had found a new Jotuzon friend worth connecting with! Jack and Terrina began to discuss about their favorite human artifacts, while Bailynn and Meg taught Jack about human life over in Westshore.

A couple hours of dancing and games following into the night. The humans picnicking outside the Starship Pod couldn't stand the loud noises and rumbling coming from inside, but these were giant teenagers, what would you expect? While Terrina was a natural party animal, Bailynn had a bit of experience in slumber parties, so she was one hell of an organizer. The cards she used to be with her friends are much too small for the Jotuzons' ridiculously huge hands, so she had to improvise with a little bit of old-fashioned charades.

Terrina did her best to converse with the Teen Giants, but about what? Anthropology always remained on her mind, it's practically the only topic she could talk about for days. While she was hesitant at first to talk about her human half and her sizeshifting powers, she had to open up about her true identity in front of her former bully, in front of strangers she were not familiar with. In her mind, she prayed to Eve that the isolation and bullying she faced in the past would not escalate even higher, should she confess about her true self. Bailynn could not bare to see her girlfriend unhappy, and pushed to a point where she had to confess what she never wanted to talk about with her own people, but Meg knew how isolated Terri felt. Only one of the Teen Giants, Jack, came up to Terri and comforted her with a hug. Kemba and Melanie remained on the sofa, not snickering or giggling, but just taking in how miserable Terri felt. Truly, they've pushed her around many times, but they wouldn't be exceedingly heartless. They saw how passionate Terrina was feeling so connected to humanity.. because she was part-human, and humanity was already running through her blood. Nodding was the only response for Kemba and Melanie, but Jack already found a stronger connection with Terri. Jack knew what it was like to be Terri: Someone who felt ignored because of how strange her interests were.

While it was difficult at first to connect with her the people she spent her entire life with, and haven't felt connected to for the longest time, Terrina found a surprisingly amount of joy being with her fellow giants, and was starting to see that Bailynn might be even happier living in the Jotuzon world with her. Maybe they're aren't as bad as she thought. She'll always be one of the Jotuzons after all.

[squeezysreservoirofcookies]

big ass postal headcanon dump incoming

Postal Dude in General ⦁ His toes look fucking horrendous but his fingers are fine. Largely bc he bites his nails so damn much. ⦁ He has a bad/good habit of looking EVERYWHERE around Paradise just to collect all the possible goodies he can find before finishing his objectives. Good because well…You can never be too armed in this godforsaken town, but bad bc it takes all day for him to do a list of chores. ⦁ Dude would only kill your ass if you're either trying to kill him or if you're being either obnoxious/annoying to him. He's not opposed to robbing stores of 5$ milk and breaking and entering people's houses for goodies. Chaotic neutral but could lean more on either good or evil depending on his mood/how he feels about the person or situation. ⦁ Speaking of, the best way to be well aquainted with Dude is to either give him free drugs (Weed and/or Crack are pretty good choices), or food (like a pizza, blue daiquiri froyo, Hell it doesn't even have to be his favorite anyway, just the thought that counts). Also if you're nice to Champ. He wouldn't exactly befriend you as he's picky about who he lets in, that and he's probably one to enjoy non-hostile company just in general but not so much into the commitment that all relationships have, friendship included. Maybe with some exceptions. ⦁ Postal Dude is Bisexy. Most of the time he goes for women since well, they come to him first. That and he finds most of the men/other people in every place he goes to (Paradise, Catharsis, Edensin) to be not of his type, only just friends with them, and/or gross. He'd only want to fuck w/ them just for money. So when he does come across a guy or someone who is nb who actually interests him, he'd steadily test the waters. Being in a relationship though is a whole other thing entirely, as I feel like considering his past experiences (i.e. The Bitch), he's kinda rightfully picky about who he'd want to spend his life with. Edit: Also Corkscrew is a transman who prefers to be with women. ⦁ He can be very affectionate when he is in a relationship with someone he actually likes. Specifically, he's a massive cuddler, as the Postal Babes have joyously found out.

more under da line

Specific Postal Dude Headcanons ⦁ P3 is 6'8", PR, P2, P4, P1, Corkscrew, and Movie Dude is 6'4", Oh Sir! Dude is 5'5". Why? Technically his height was only introduced in Postal 3 and since RWS and most people tend to retcon it to oblivion I decided to create my own reality. Also imo the only obnoxiously tall people in fiction that are allowed are women, aliens, slenderman, nonhumans, stretchy fellows, and Doom Guy (or Doom Slayer, if you perfer). But P3 still gets to keep his lanky janky ass height

⦁ I like to think that each Dude is their own continuity/universe even if canon says otherwise. Think Into the Spiderverse but Postal Dude instead of Spiderman and that's basically it.

⦁ Corkscrew gets really ooey gooey whenever someone is giving him platonic and/or romantic yet not sensual attention, since he's so used to everybody being all horned up that the instant someone doesn't feel that way at all, or does something sweet without the intent to do naked backflips with him, he gets surprised enough to actually get flustered for once.

⦁ Oh Sir! Dude has a bad habit of constantly wanting to use as much mad libs insults as he possibly can. This results in what could've been just a small annoying moment into a 3 hour long arguement that is almost about to become a shoot out. He also hates tall people.

⦁ P3 is a ditz. He's basically the himbo of the whole Dude Regional Varients. He's also the best kisser of the Postal Dudes, right up there with PR.

⦁ P1 is distrustful of everyone, but he wishes he wasn't. It doesn't help that Paradise is a very crime-heavy area, which obviously causes more very justified paranoia against everyone. He just wishes to live a normal life and have friends, but yet his own fears simply won't let him.

⦁ PR is somewhat like P1, but he actively tries his best to overcome his own paranoia without the use of any therapy/help as that shit is expensive but he wants to get better. If anything it's just that it feels like the world is actively going against him every time he tries. Not Important Headcanons ⦁ I like to think that the achievement names that you get in Hatred are the actual thoughts going through Not Important's head.

⦁ The Antagonist/Nottem is 6'2", Widowmaker is 5'7", Psychocop is 6', Recidivist is 5'10".

⦁ Not Important had always been a misanthrope who's also one of those Toxic True Crime Fans TM who like digging deep about killers that he finds interest in. I don't even necessarily think he had a tragic backstory, unless you count the potential of him being an ex-military, but even then it's never truely confirmed.

⦁ If Not Important and Postal Dude were to fight for some reason, here's how I THINK it would go: In terms of weapondry alone, Nottem could beat P1, PR, Oh Sir, and Movie Dude, but he'd be defeated by P2, P3, Corkscrew, and P4. NOW in terms of 1v1 hand to hand combat, I feel like Nottem could take them all out individually. THE THING IS THOUGH, Not Important would be so uncaring of his own well-being and so much of a Postal Dude stan that he wouldn't treat PD attacking him seriously. If anything, I can see him just pascifistically knocking PD out and just generally being like "Why you have to be mad?" like that one meme

⦁ Not Important would be able to pick up every Dude like a breeze (but not all of them at once, lmao), but only PR, P3, and maybe P2 on a good day could pick Not Important up, but they'd break a lotta sweat to do so. (PR could handle picking him up the longest, but P2 could collapse in seconds if not careful)

⦁ While Nottem heavily appreciates and looks up to PD, he will do anything it takes to basically outdo him in every way imagineable. It's not out of disrespect for PD obviously, but moreso a show of how much he made him superior than every human parasite on the planet. I imagine while some of them would be amused by this (P2, P3, P4, Corkscrew, and Oh Sir!), there'd be some who are absolutely mortified and wouldn't like Nottem's extreme need to 'beat' them at everything (P1, PR, and Movie Dude). When it comes to Nottem himself, he'd love it if someone was inspired by his heinous actions and wanted to even outdo him, like the DLC characters for example.

[cutiepotata]

May I add other things to consider:

- he saw a random street urchin and (as a pampered noble who had zero reason to care) made that child his manservant, offering him clothes and a home and EDUCATION. Srsly, Honoroit says that Emm was the one who taught him math and writing

- he has built a network of politicians, merchants and other citizens in almost every city of Eorzea, as shown when met in Ul'dah during the Count Durendaire questline. He did so in presumably record time, considering he hadn't really left Ishgard before

- he's not just becoming a common merchant, but one that works with former pirates, which allows him to deal internationally thanks to their established ship routes, make use of their ship, manpower and network and use his own influence on top to lucrative levels (as implied when Tataru advertises AN ISLAND to him and Sicard which she mentioned are filthy expensive)

- he steps initially into Haurchefant's seat as warden of Dragonhead. While he isn't lauded as a talented leader, neither is he called useless. He may not enjoy the job, but he does it properly and even asks a handful of times if we think Haurchefant would be proud

- he agreed to go to Garlemald during a literal war (yes, Artoiriel sent him, but he could have run away or say no). He never backs away while there (and even proves brave enough to protect his fellow men during the surprise attack), follows us into uncharted territory out of worry to give us heat potions and - according to comments of NPCs - tries his hardest to keep everyone's spirits high. During an impending APOCALYPSE which feeds on despair, he tried so hard to make people laugh about his dances and jokes

- while we're off to save the universe, he is one of those that waits for us. Instead of going home to spend what time may be left with his family, he valiantly waited for us to come back. He is among the first to cheer when the ship returns even

Like yes, he's oblivious, naive, a ditz and made quite bad and arrogant decisions. But his birth was literally supposed to fix a beyond broken marriage after a child had been born of infidelity. The pressure on him was ever to only be the cute kid that proves how perfect everything is. He needed the smack down from Thancred, but I'd argue no one BUT Thancred could have given the proper one, and he fixed almost everything one could judge him for after that one hit. And, most importantly: he never argued with Thancred. He asks what he should have done, gets an answer, chews it over and then FIXES HIS BEHAVIOR. From then on, he stops making assumptions most of the time and either suggests stuff to check back with others or directly asks for input when unsure.

To act like Emm never outgrew his snobby childish ways is like still holding it over Alphinaud that the boy had dared to be dismissive of us in 2.0

Punch or Hug: Emmanellain de Fortemps

Punchability Propaganda: He is insufferably annoying which is technically not a sin but also he doesn't take accountability for the negative consequences of his actions to an insulting degree. Hes so much worse when you first meet him in terms of haughtiness and condescension but it doesn't get much better.. Thancred was based for beating his ass that one time, emmanellain should have thanked him.

Huggability Propaganda: Got his ass beat by a red chocobo

[gimme-a-thrust]

Ozzie, RoboFizzes, and Creating Life

 When Ozzie was cast down from Heaven with his fellow Sins, a lot of it had to do with resentment towards humans. He continued to ache, hate, and deliberate before eventually endeavoring to create life himself. If anyone could provide endless love to their creations, it would be him, Lust aside.

While he was able to create life in the form of his Breeders, the Incubi and Succubi he was able to birth on his own, it didn’t feel quite like he created life.

For a long time, he tried to create anything and everything that he could, but he wasn’t quite capable of making life to his own nearly impossible standards. 

He wanted to make something comparable to humans, and failed for many years before eventually coming up on the idea of sexbots. Living sex toys seemed like something more up his alley than just making people, so he buried himself in it as yet another business that he was going to see to its end.

The bots themselves have actual free will, for the most part, though they are constrained by their design much like humans are. They are both sentient and sapient, capable of having their own personalities, thoughts, and feelings. 

The bots all come with adjustable "Horniness Settings," which can go from being able to keep up with Ozzie (his are the only ones outfitted well enough to maintain that), to having almost no sex drive at all. Ozzie struggles not to make them horny, but he's capable of it and would be able to make them that way. 

His, however, become very distressed if their settings are configured "inappropriately," which is anything less than "YES ALWAYS."

Ozzie is insanely protective of his creations, and will personally repossess them if he finds out they are being mistreated. He especially dislikes people making unapproved augmentations or jailbreaking his robots. They are all very important to him and he can’t stand the idea that they are being abused. 

Redd, who now belongs to Lucifer and Lilith, was a rescue bot that he had to save from Leviathan. Athan made the blacklist and got beat up for it. Ozzie isn’t usually violent but he was too angry to hold back.

Ziggy was the first of his prototypes not to have a fatal error that he couldn’t fix, and this made him the favorite. Being distraught over seeing so many Fizzarollis dying on him, he takes special care of Ziggy. Unfortunately, his processors drain his battery so fast that he needs charged more often. He is the RoboFizz that sparks the most. To add extra precautions to keep him alive, Ziggy was made a little heftier and has a thicker body than Fizzarolli and the other Robos.

Fifi was the next to survive, though his issue was with his processes for information. He is an absolute ditz and just does or says what’s on his mind. Bread is soft, warm, safe, and comfortable for him, so he will offer it to anyone that is sad or looks like they need it. He is not outfitted to eat, but this doesn’t stop him from trying. With Ziggy’s help, he bakes his own bread sometimes, and he will cuddle the loaves when they are still warm (but have sat for a while).

Lilypad was the third, most functional of the prototypes, and the last one to be made. He can be very prideful and devious, and is definitely the schemer in the group. The sacred brain cell of Ozzie’s Harembots is held by Lily, who usually uses it for evil. He and Ribbit are in an open relationship, and welcome Mammon in as often as he will join them. They also love the Five Fizz Pile Ups with Ozzie and Fizzarolli.

Ribbit was the first officially finished RoboFizz off the line, and he was made for Ozzie. Having the first one was something that he wanted very badly, and nobody could really tell him ‘no.’ Ribbit adores frogs/toads and has downloaded many frog sounds from the Human World that he uses when he is feeling things. Ozzie eventually starts bringing him pet frogs/toads from the human world, and they end up staying in Fizzarolli’s room in the basement with his rat colony.